5 Home Safes That Cost More Than Your Home

Diamond encrusted wash cloth. Bluetooth activated mop. A safe complete with climate-controlled humidor made of Spanish cedar and a mini-bar. Any of these blinged up everyday items seem excessive? Well not when you’ve got cash to burn and the likes of Karl Lagerfeld designing your household Safe.

Documents, passports, data, money and even your child’s first drawing are valuable in their own way, but do you really need a safe that can be Bluetooth activated to feel like you’re protected? Keeping your items of value safe in this ever growing world is paramount for the likes of businesses and the homeowner; for peace of mind and that added level of security it is important to secure your assets appropriately. But just like that coveted see-through toaster it’s not always necessary to add bling to an everyday item.

That’s why we’ve compiled 5 of the most “Luxurious” safes on the market today.

  1. Limited to only 30 pieces worldwide – this Karl Lagerfeld designed fortress dubbed the “Narcissus” by Döttling is remotely opened when it identifies its user (scary). Sheathed in High gloss chrome-plated aluminium and weighing in at over 800 Kgs this monolith of home security costs a mere £180000. Link
  2. Need a safe to wind your watches whilst you’re away? Need that extra special display for your Rado or Breitling. We certainly don’t but if you do then look no further than the X-007 Macassar by Buben & Zorweg. Boasting as the only safe to open vertically, this chic looking accessory fortress utilises the Paxos system reserved only for the likes of Swiss banks. Unfortunately, you need to be a client of said banks to afford one of these bad boys, coming in at around 140,000 Euros. Link
  3. “The Fortress” by Döttling connects to your home alarm system, winds your watches and tells you what the temperature is inside its compartments just so you know those super expensive Cuban cigars are kept at the perfect humidity - all courtesy of the integrated hygrometer and barometer. Get your hands on this David Lynch-esque safe for a cool £120,000 - Link
  4. Antique muskets and bespoke firearms your thing? The completely customisable Bel-Air Magnus might be the safe you’re looking for. Available in a myriad of leather trims including the classy cow print – The Bel-Air Magnus stands at a 164cm, has room for 54 watches and can be transformed into the coolest gun rack that wouldn’t look out of place on a Pirates Of The Caribbean set – Link
  5. Bluetooth, iPod docking station, German engineered Hi-Fi and a humidifying system – no this isn’t a Vegas hotel room it’s another safe from the cats at Buben & Zorweg. If the pocket change price tag of 139,000 Euros doesn’t tickle your fancy, maybe the fact that it has not one but TWO drawers included in the price will sway you in to re-mortgaging the family home. Link

High quality protection is paramount when deciding on what safe is best for you. At eSafes we supply high quality safes from the more affordable price of £49.00 ex VAT.

We won’t let anyone break into your bank, nor will we break it.